I pitched my tent in the high chaparral and didn't notice until it was too late that I had a neighbor. His name is Matt and he's from Chicago. I just found out Matt owns a Thermarest Neo-Air. I now hate matt. I'm not even going to capitalize his name anymore. I'm going to totally discriminate against Neo-Air owners this year. I'm going to start leading with that question. "What kind of sleeping pad do you have?" "Oh, a Neo-Air? You suck. I hate you. Go away." Yep. Winning friends everywhere I go. How can any salesman let someone walk out of the store with one of those? Ahhhh, that sound. It's a travesty. An abomination. It doesn't belong out in nature. Shame on you, #Thermarest. Seriously, wtf were you thinking? Everyone with a #Neo-Air should take sleeping pills so that they don't move at all during the night. I fucking hate those things..